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if you mutually follow me and you don’t like me and have been wanting to unfollow me since the end of time dont hold back, you can unfollow me i don’t make a big deal out of unfollows or broken mutual follows it’s just a website it happens

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when you try to push up your glasses but forget you took them off so you just kinda hit your face

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Wait do American people not call their friends mate?? Is this a thing???

Yup. I’m sure some do but mostly people just say friend. Which is boring but whatever.

Wait so you go up to your friends and be like “Hello friend.”

we use names

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So my boyfriend finally got a job interview for Wednesday. I’m trying not to jump around for joy because this is as far he’s gotten in a while. *crosses fingers he gets it*

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Track: Odds Are
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You have no idea what I’ve been through in my life. I had the ORIGINAL GameBoy Advance. That shit had no light and I had to find the perfectly lit room. You don’t know what I come from.